Fall Festival Photos I

Leon, Wolfie, and the Pumpkin Twins practice their Pyramid.

PANSI WARNING!!!!!! DEMONIC CANDY!!!!!!!

WELLL!!!! I amagine that all of you TRUE BELLIEVER'S saw this speshal report on Never World Net Work New's before HALLO WEEN!!!!! But it bare's reppeating!!!!! You have to lissen to the Revrend Pat Robbertson (Aubvey think's he is cute, but she nead's to take his messaje SERRRIOUSLY!!!!!)
Remember, DEMON'S LIKE CANDY!!!!!! They will come to your house to get candy. They may make them self look like a cute little child in a costume but they are rilly a DEMON!!!!!! Of coarse if they are the children of FLOWERING KUDZU, they mite be both.
This can happen any time in the Never World and not just on HOLLOW WEEN!!!!! Which is why it bare's reppeating!!!! All so candy make's you into FAT and TOOTH LESS!!!!! Even tho most demon's have plenty of teeth.
So remembur, CANDY ATTRACT'S DEMON'S!!!!!! Do not leaf CANDY just SITTING AROUND!!!! Or DEMON'S, or member's of DETH CHEEZE, may eat it!!!!! And leeve the rapper's evry whare for some one else to clean up!!!!!!
YOUR'S IN CHRISTINANITY,
PANSI!!!!!!!

PANSI Horrified by Carrie Prejean

Is Carrie Prejean trying to upstage PANSI?

A MESSAJE FROM PANSI TO MY DEVOTEYS:

I SERTANLY APROVE OF MIZ CALLIFORNIA TAKING OFF HER CLOSE FOR JESUS!!!!!! WHAT I DO NOT APROVE OF IS HER TRYING TO TAKE PEEPUL'S ATTENSHUN AWAY FROM ME BY FIDDLING HER SELF FOR KING SMUT!!!!!! I HATE TO AGREE WITH BRITTNEY OR EMRALD ABOUT ANY THING, BUT THIS JUST MAKE'S HER A CHEEP SLUT AND NOT A REEL DEVOTEY OF THE LORD!!!!!!! BELEAF ME, I ONLEY FIDDEL MY SELF FOR JESUS AND THE REVREND JIMMY REPTILE!!!!!
YOUR'S IN CHRISTINANITY,
PANSI!!!!!!!

From the Netherworld New Vaudeville Theatre

A performance last night at the Netherworld New Vaudeville Theatre.

Is Trinity an Alien?

PANSI is convinced that Trinity, the seemingly friendly Calico cat, is in fact a "devishious alien" that Emrald brought to Earth with her dabbling with the Atlantean Energy Generator.
"Just look at her eyes!" says the superstar Christinane diva. "She is either an alien or possessed!"

PANSI Appalled at Any Faith Will Do Halloween Bash

PANSI was horrified by the debauchery at the Any Faith Will Do Church for the Samhain/All Hallows Eve festivities.

PANSI'S Proof that Captism is Evil

PANSI catches an evil Cat Demon in the act of mauling an innocent baby doll

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THAT CAPTISM IS SIMPLELY THE INNOSENT WORSHIPPING OF INNOSENT FURREY CREATURE'S, HEAR IS YOU'RE PRUFE THAT CAT'S ARE EVIL DEMON'S FROM HELL WHICH EAT THE SOUL'S AND FLESH OF THE INNOSENT! THIS FOTO WAS PROVVIDED BY THIS MAN, WHO I MUST SAY DOES NOT LOOK VERY INNOSENT HIMSELF BUT AT LEEST HE HAS REVEELED THE TRUTH THAT CAPTISM IS WIKKED!!!!!!
YOUR'S IN CHRISTINANITY,
PANSI!!!!!!