Stingy's Gift

Things have been kind of crazy, but we will soon be revealing all the gifts that everyone got, and all the various reactions. Today Stingy the Stingray was blessed with a very special gift in the form of her new baby, Ray. Congratulations, Stingy!

--Janice D'Ackinson

A Serious Moment

Emrald, Aubvey, PANSI and Brittney take a moment of silence and prayer

Normally when you want fun and craziness, you know you can come here and find it. But today our thoughts are somber. Our friend Raine, who gave PANSI her best present, a Unicorn, lost her husband to cancer yesterday. Even Brittney is sad to hear this news, and we all know how tough she is most of the time.

Like Emrald, we believe that Torrey's spirit is at peace, the devastating disease that made him so terribly ill and weak no longer confining him. Perhaps there are unicorns where he is too. We know that it's a good place where there is no more suffering. Everyone is healthy. But the ones left behind are sad, naturally.

We wish Torrey well in his birth into the spirit world and petition the Universe for peace on his loved ones. Our deepest sympathies are with you.

Speshal Importent Mesage from PANSI!!!!

Heer I am with PRITTY PONEY geting reddy for the Fesivel of the Holly Day's or watever Un-Christinane name Mr. Ignatz is calling it. It upset's me that evry one in the Never World is so Un-Christinane but you will make me feal better if you leeve me a PRESENT!!!

HELLO to all my fan's!!!!! We all no that the Cheese Mistress is disserving only of COAL in her stoking, butt if you skroll ALLLL the way down to the bottem of my blog, you will find a CHRISTMAS TREE where you can leeve present's for ME!!!!

Oh...and for the other girl's two, I gess.

Be sure to be verey jeneruss, or SANTA will leeve COAL in your stoking, just like the evul Cheese Mistress!

Kiss kiss,

PANSI!!!!!!!

The Turning Wheel

Aubvey and Brittney show off a really cool move they created called the Turning Wheel.

The Statue People

Here are the Egyptian Statue People and some friends. In the back row we have Oceania the Dolphin, Selkis, Anubis and King Tutankhaman. In the middle row is Arizona Porcupine and Horus. In front we see Oxy Moron's little sister Lita. Anubus is a little put out by the fact that Horus' sun disk entirely blocks the view of him.

"He's such an attention whore!" Anubis grumbles.

Aww, Anuibis, don't be sourpuss! Next time it'll be your time to shine!

Zippy Doodah

(The Bluebird of Happiness)

Dance of the Holidays

In preparation for the 2007 Celebration of the Seasons, Aubvey, Emrald, Tray Turtle and Purple Froggy practice the Dance of the Holidays.

EMRALD'S GHOST DANCE

Emrald performs her special mystical ghost dance to summon the spirits. But isn't that kind of a waste of energy? After all, she doesn't even have to call the new Rent-A-Ghost service--the Poltergeist Brothers are her housemates!
--Nervous Norvis

The Shrine

The so-called "Animal Shrine" is certainly NOT Christinane, according to PANSI. And she would certainly know.

Un-Christinane Shrine Offends Superstar Evangelist

by Frannie Flapper
for the Crappy Times Society Page

PANSI wishes to make it clear that she does NOT approve of the Animal Shrine that the Cheese Mistress has on one of her shelves. The Shrine contains Heething statues of bunny rabbits, a pagan-looking incense burner surrounded by frogs worshiping some unwholesome deity not approved by the church, and various small animals cavorting in unseemly glory. Worst, a picture of the Cheese Mistress and her son, who has the questionable fortune of being related to her, is at the center of this altar.
"Praising your self instead of JESUS is blast feemy!" declared PANSI. "The Cheese Mistress is certainly a big immortal sinner. And besides, she has a fat butt."
Although the Cheesemeister could be reached for comment I decided against it. She had been watching Beavis and Butthead's decidedly Un-Christinane show and was inspired to ask whether I'd like a comment from her butt. Her partner in Un-Christinane writing, The Spooky Guy, asked if I had any T.P. for his bunghole. It's amazing how an hour of watching Beavis and Butthead can turn even people who usually have IQ's bigger than their shoe size into obnoxious, nether-region obsessed morons who go around asking people to pull their fingers.
Frannie Flapper