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Kiss Kiss!
PANSI!!!!
Ouch!
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I am so sore from using muscles that I haven't used in a long time. My mind
is still very stimulated but my body just won't cooperate. I really don't
like...
The Scottish Meme
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Welcome back to *Sunday Stealing* which originated on *WTIT: The Blog*authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every
corner of the...
Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
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Happy Pistol Patent Day! Today is the anniversary of the day that Samuel
Colt received a patent for his Colt Revolver pistol. Daria is surely quite
glad o...
Somewhere to store them
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I have numerous notebooks and an even greater number of scraps of paper
with thoughts and ideas scribbled on them. Each collection of words hastily
writ...
Flash 55 - Strange but True
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The G-Man "Mr. Know-It-All" is our intrepid host.
Visit him ...
THE ABC's OF WOMEN IN HORROR: P IS FOR...
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*To celebrate Women In Horror Recognition month, Day of the Woman is
celebrating by compiling the ABC's of women in horror. *
*TODAY'S PROGRAM IS BROUGHT T...
FRIDAYS CAN MAKE YOU OR BREAK YOU.
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CrrrrrraaaaaaaP! I'm to pissed to swear. I went to the sleep clinic to wear
the cpac or what ever it's called..Who knew I would be so claustrophobicthat I ...
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The trouble with his nibs is he is talented, very talented. Few people in
my industry are capable of doing the same things he can. Look at this art
for goo...
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Number 1111
For badder or worse
Ruth, a nanny who seems like a perfectly nice girl, falls for Artie, who
turns out to be bad...then she falls for Carl,...
Moonglow
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By Will Hudson, Irving Mills & Eddie DeLange
1933
An early '30s Tin Pan Alley chestnut that soon became a popular jazz
standard after being introduced by J...
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall!
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The cool *Carl Burgos* cover art from the January 1955 issue of *Mystery
Tales #25* got itself a demonic 70's make-over on the January 1974 issue of
*Bewar...
Gone with the Wind, by Margaret Mitchell
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Gone with the Wind is one of those classics that I've always meant to read
and it did not disappoint.
Published in 1937, the Pulitzer Prize winning novel ...
us and them
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What is a person? It's an important question because the way that a human behaves towards another lifeform is determined by whether the human believes the ot...
Spezzatino di manzo alla paprika con Spätzli
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*B*uona sera amici miei, come state? tutto bene? io mi auguro di si..
Qualche giorno fa mi è arrivato un' invito a partecipare ad un contest,
spesso ...
Salute Your Shorts!
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I recently had the pleasure of checking out the following short films. Be
on the lookout for them as they make their way through various film
festivals a...
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I have not been myself since the second week of January when an angry and defensive adolescent in here suddenly locked the therapist out of our life when my ...
The Last Supper Syndrome
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Happy Mardi Gras! Also known as Fat Tuesday. Or Shrove Tuesday. Or
pancakes-for-supper. It struck me as an odd coincidence that, just last
night, I was tal...
Pug marks confirm tiger in Saranda
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B SridharB Sridhar, TNN | Feb 21, 2012, 07.28AM IST JAMSHEDPUR: Speculation
over the presence of the big cat in the Saranda forest was put to rest,when
the...
The 99'er Meme: Final Part
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Sunday Stealing: The 99'er Meme: Final Part
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
I rarely think any relationship is "great," so I can't hon...
The Fragrance of New Flowers
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*The writer spreads the fragrance of new flowers, an abundance of
sprouting buds.*
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*Lu Chi (261-303), from The Art of Writing, translated by Sam Hami...
Update
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[image: Photo on 2012-01-23 at 09.33 #2]
Yes, Photoshop is really magical. . . .
I miss blogging and want to get back to everyone and to writing. I have
be...
My Cookbook, Slushed, is available for pre-order!
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My new cookbook, Slushed, is now available for pre-order! Get all the
details! Related posts:
1. Oh my goodness, I got a book deal! Ahoy! So, I’m so ...
Hello Depression, seems like it’s been forever
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I’ve been depressed probably for a week now. It’s been so long since I’ve
been depressed, I’d forgotten how comfortable it feels. I want the world to
leave...
You Know Who You Are
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An Open Letter to That Guy, You met a girl who appealed to you. Maybe you liked her hair or her face or her figure. Maybe you liked her easy smile or her qui...
I'm Strong to the Finish, Cause I Eats Me Spinach.
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I remember asking my mother why Olive Oil never ate any spinach since she
was the one always getting kidnapped by the big ugly guy. She had no answer
for...
Flashback
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At a distant time ago, maybe pre-Hadean I may have come --
hot rocketing in in a rock knocked loose from a distant planet under a
different sun
therm...
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Okay, it is happy Valentine's Day Month RABBIT RABBIT! I'm beside myself
with joy... granted, I'm on a pretty broad stroke. My first *baby girl
Gr...
The Party You Are Trying To Reach…
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Photo: A.M. Moscoso I’ve got new digs! I won’t be adding to this blog, but
I’m leaving it up. There’s a lot of fun stuff around here so why not. If
you’...
Which One Am I ???
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Wow! I am so confused, as usual! I still have this identity crisis. And I
have to find my daughter, Lambkin, so she can tell me which one is her real
mom...
Long awaited (maybe!) news...
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So...*been awhile! Things got real hectic, real fast! I was admitted to the
nursing program off the wait list. I found out a little before thanksgiving
and...
Witchcraft: What Is A Witch?
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When an individual thinks of a witch, they may think of a green woman with
a pointy nose with a wart on it. She seems to always have a black cat by
her sid...
Brief Opioid Therapy May Eliminate Chronic Pain
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According to team leaders, Ruth Drdla-Schutting and Jürgen Sandkühler along
with their research team at the MedUni Vienna's Department of
Neurophysiology...
Things about moving that I am looking forward to
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*Being able to see my son and his family regularly*
*Having my own room again*
*Two bathrooms*
*A working dishwasher*
*Washer and dryer in the house- no more...
This Blog Is Officially Closed
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As most of you know, this blog is officially closed. But, I will provide a
brief update below, for my bloggy buddies who continue to stop by from time
to ...
Mid-Season Break
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That's right. A cliffhanger.
We're not done with the Ladies yet. Not by any means.
But I do need a break and Real Life is intruding in a very messy fashion...
Intruder - Director's Cut - Blu-ray
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To me, Intruder signals the end of an era of classic horror movies. From
the early 1970's to this film in 1988, horror fans were treated to the most
amazin...
INTENSE SULLIVANT ORIGINAL
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Just look at this! Can you beat it? Do you feel "esprit" respiring in its
depths? Don't you wish you had been present at the creation?
I am Sparticus
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This afternoon as I was leaving work I stopped and had a chat with one of
my team about the forthcoming weekend. What are you up to he asked. I said
that I...
Art Graffiti Pictures 23
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My Hanai Family
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Aloha. I hope you all have been well and that you all had a very Happy
Thanksgiving and that life is treating you good. It has been a very trying
time for ...
Whatever Will They Type Next 3/11/11
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It’s time for the latest instalment of my semi-regular series of posts
which take a look at some of the more unusual and perplexing search terms
people hav...
Side Exit
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After much thought I decided to lay the blog to rest.
Nothing terrible has happened, in fact through much trial and error I'm
finally on the road I want t...
Due to Electricity problem.
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Salam,
There are lot of issue going on in our country (Pakistan)
due corrupt Government. Electricity Problem is one of the main.
Due to this i don't get m...
Occult
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The word occult comes from the Latin word occultus (clandestine, hidden,
secret), referring to "knowledge of the hidden". In the medical sense it is
used ...
Why Geolocation Isn’t Quite “There Yet”
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This weekend, we cowered to think that major cities on the American east
coast would be pummeled by Hurricane Irene. We watched CNN and Twitter to
see how ...
August
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[image: Rabbit and The Goat]
Funny Animal Pictures |
Didcha know that August is National Goat Cheese Month? *Well it is*. So
there.
Better say Rabbit R...
Margie
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My favorite aunt was the black sheep of the family. Not that there was any
reason particularly why that was the case. The only thing I knew was that
maybe ...
Walking on Sunshine and Rainbows
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Oh, where do I even begin?! I had one of the greatest days of my life. It
started off with a lovely bike ride to some tasty breakfast burritos and
coffee...
When animals attack
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With summer approaching, many of us will be spending more time in the great
outdoors, where there is always the possibility of encountering wild
animals....
The world is full of them
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When Ameneh said no, he did what many other men in his culture tend to do in such situations, he threw acid on her face. The only difference is, the judge de...
IT’S MY XANADU. SO THERE!
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In Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn a homeowner is making his “dream home”
everyone else’s nightmare. Michael Tropp, a man with an overabundance of
time, money an...
I am too nervous....
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World CUP in handball started today and our first game is tomorrow. When I
say "our" I mean Iceland's. I am a proud foreigner in this country but when ...
Zoo Animals - Round 2 (The Sweet Sixteen)
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Sorry about the lack of commentary on yesterday's post but I think the word
whippin' I received for leaving out the three toed sloth was worth the
price of...
The Reformation of Wolfshausen
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Teil Fünfundneunzig
To hear Actonbell read the final episode, gather up before the angel.
Or, you can read this episode among the Wisteria.
The whole...
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What's your take on this? I'd love to hear what you have to say about this
post. Leave a comment and share your views! [image: NaNovel 2008 For...
Fall
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So I was out last night, at a public telescope viewing put on by an
astronomy club. And you know what? It was NOT hot and muggy!!
The air was cool. Not col...
Ah crap
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It seems I only post when life gets overwhelming. C’est la vie. It’s
cathartic for me and I don’t guess anyone has to read it. *grin* I just
found out a fr...
Dreams of a million dollars
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I have no clue what made me think of this idea, but I thought I would share
what I would do if I won a million dollars and could use it on anything,
tax...
Hidden in Plain Sight: Revealed
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Here, as promised, are some images of the full installation. It was hard to
get a clear view of the whole mural, so I’m providing multiple views so you
don...
Moving
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Dear Readers,
last night I grabbed my blog - texts *and comments* - and moved it to
wordpress. I exported my stuff (4 years of blogging equal roughly 8 MB...
A goodbye from all of us to you
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*Well who would have known that a few days ago we wrote a blog about saying
goodbye and now we find ourselves doing the same. For four days we read
blog af...
Jinx Speaketh
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One of (if not the) most evilly influential women in music is now on
Blogspot!
Jinx Dawson, "irreverent, erotic, fiendish Left Hand Path Ceremonial
Magi...
Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
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Director: Samuel Bayer Year: 2010 Country: USA Platinum Dunes is an unholy
entity shepherded by a wicked being that thrives on the disappointment of
others...
Retro Yakking is moving home
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Go here for the new site, dudes Retro Yakking is in the process of moving
to a new place ont’ tinternet. Exciting, eh? Well, kind of. I do not know
much ab...
First PROFESSIONAL Review! Check it out….
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I literally felt my jaw smack the edge of the table as it fell into the
depths of utter shock! Bitten by Books posted my very first professional
review of ...
ARE YOU A MENTAL HEALTH HERO?
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Mental Health Awareness month ...
That lying, scheming Neil Patrick Harris!!
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I had a dream last night that Neil Patrick Harris kept trying to makeout
with me, but I kept turning him down, explaining that I was married. The
next morn...
What do people around the world do on earth day?
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Yep! What do peeps do on April 21 aside from wearing Earth Day t-shirts
with a tree frog? Well, the Earth Day Network (EarthDay.org) has a list of
offici...
This blog has moved
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This blog is now located at http://jadedviewer.blogspot.com/.
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Congratz Sen Brown!
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Hey yallz! Sorry its been so long n stuff since I’ve posted but things have
been like totaly crazy with the whole child birth in bar bathroom/failed
drug t...
A Quarter of a Century of Disappointment
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This Sunday will be my birthday, I’ll be 25. I think that even though I had
low expectations, if you showed my younger self what I’d be like at age 25
it w...
Snewgflo Revealed
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Mr. Snewgflo is neither a real professor nor a doctor; he does not have a PhD nor MD, though he is a tree surgeon. He is a plant man like a Wandering Jew, bu...
Don't Know How I Got Here
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It's been on me for a few days and wow it's just getting worse. Who to
tell? No one - most people don't think of me like this - but this is part
of me - ev...
Halloween, but why?
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Today is Halloween. Do I have to?
[image: But why?]
But why?
Have you ever asked yourself, why am I celebrating Halloween? I am 44 and I
have never stop...
Redneck Medical Terms
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Rednecks seem to have a slightly different view of medical term definitions
than the rest of us, lets have a look at a few...
Artery = The study of painti...
“American Idol” summer gone, but not memories
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Where’d our “American Idol” summer go? Sun-drenched days outside and
scorching night performances from Season Eight’s best have given way to
shorter, mostl...
"I'm Stuck On You"
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I thought this only happened with dogs.
I can't decide if the heads look more like game pieces or kitchen cabinet
knobs.
I like how the figures are non ge...
Share your ghost story now
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The ghosts are in the house, in the world, and in your brain. Chances are
strong you or someone you know has had an encounter with those who walk
between t...
Final Notes
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Before I go any further, let me leave a link to the prologue. To get to the
prologue, click HERE. The entire story is under “blog archive” listed in
the ri...
WORTHY
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Welcome to Monday!
Monday’s are normally hard for me, coming off a weekend where I am really
alone with my thoughts and emotions which can play havoc wi...
Silent Prayers
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Los Angeles, United States “Ladies and gentlemen we will be beginning our
decent into Los Angeles shortly the captain has turned on the fasten
seat-belt si...
Handjob and Gargle: A Film That Was Never Laid
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Author's Note:
This piece was originally composed for my McBeardo at MrSkin.com column
and, actually, the bulk of it was composed for the purposes of creat...
Indeterminacy #428
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He spoke to her, glancing up from the wheelchair. "This is my plan. You
will take the roses, much like the one you see in the vase, sneak out after
curfew...
Help Wanted
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Hey everyone,
Holla-Back Colorado is currently being run by Meg. The problem is that Meg
has a lot on her plate and isn't doing a very good job. If anyone ...
Listen up, Worms! If you are more literate than Pansi, which I hope you are, you should read this book! The Cheesemeister and The Spooky Guy worked really hard on it. I did have to open a can of Whoop Ass on them because they didn't mention me in it. Hopefully they won't make that mistake twice! But it's pretty good even so. Also they donate half their money to the World Health Organization's Mental Health division, so buy a lot of copies, because there are a lot of crazy people that need help! Including the authors of this book.
A Message from Emrald
It's so nice to see ghosts and humans cooperating with each other! But this book is really scary so make sure you read it with the lights on. Of course you should probably do that anyway. It's a good book but they didn't mention Meekmoks even once. Of course they did mention Valkyries and reincarnation so they got part of the job done. I think they should donate their money to the UFO Finders Society but it's their choice, after all.
A Message from Aubvey
Well, Ah am sorry to say Ah did not like this book very much at all! They did not mention the Tigers, or Tommy Tuberville, or even FOOTball! Still Ah wondered what kind of book it was, so Ah read it and Ah was so scared! I wanted to sleep with the lights on, but Brittney kept turning them off! Besides, Ah am still holding a grudge against The Spooky Guy for the time he drank all my fine imported beer that Ah was going to serve to my guests on my Sports Hostess Show!
A Message from PANSI
WHY are you waisting spase on MY page to sell a BOOK???? I NEVER reed BOOKS and NObody shud be waisting their time reeding when they culd be paying attenshun to ME!!! Beesides, The Spookey Guy reFUSES to take his clothes off and find JESUS! He is still a big Heething, and the Cheese Mistress is to! She is ALLWAYS torchering me with things like this!
THIS IS NOT A SPAM BLOG! You do not have to buy anything from me, but I do have a little website with gifts and goodies that you can purchase. Feel free to check it out. No pressure, but be forewarned that if you should decide not to buy from me, I will send Death Cheese to play at your birthday party.
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The Netherworld Hotel is in Trouble? What?
Read about it here. The Mold Monsters are out, but so far the costs have been $10,000 and there is still a lot more work that needs to be done to make things livable again. Thanks to our two amazing contibutors!
3 comments:
New clothing style for Spring, mating turtles.
I hope she will keep them away from that dangerous Atlantean Energy Generator.
Hapy Birth Day Cheese Mistress
You need to put more pix of ME!!!!!!
Luv PANSI!!!!
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