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Episodes Is BACK! New Promo Shot For New Season!
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All right! We LOVE Matt LeBlanc playing a version of himself on Episodes,
and couldn't be more thrilled that the actor returning to his Golden
Globe-winnin...
DON'T FORGET TO SEND POST CARDS
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to Jackie's Kitchen for this month..Salute to our neighbors to the
north..but want to see if I can't get a post card from every state and as
many countries...
It's A Good Thing (He Married An Optimist!)
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Fletch: "What are you doing?" Me: "What does it look like I'm doing?" Fletch: "You appear to be washing your foot in the kitchen sink." Me: "Bingo." Fletch: ...
Depression: The Best Advice Requires Understanding
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If you've been following my blog, you'll know I've been dealing with
Depression quite severely since my divorce finalized in September. In that
time I ha...
5,000 Blog Posts Later
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*This blog has more than 5,000 posts* *on it now*, but back when it had
only 3,000 posts I gave an email "interview" with the folks over at
PawTalk.net. I...
Share Your Lunch Break With All Things Horror!
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The fine cats over at All Things Horror recently debuted a new series
entitled Lunchbreak Horror. Every week they'll post a new short film that
can be fo...
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You cannot turn the clock back. No matter how you may want or how you may
try, life has no pause button and no reverse play. All the bad things you
hav...
Stephen King's It - DVD Movie
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Stephen Kings It rules! I'm a big fan of the book, and I can say that the
movie really does it justice. The whole story involves a group of kids, all
"los...
Coconut Custard Pie
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Seriously, somebody take this pie away from me. Bikini season is all but
upon us, and the last thing I need to be doing is eating thick slices of
custard p...
By: donbacon
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No. There are active military and there are veterans of active military
service. A veteran has left active service. He or she is a veteran of
active servic...
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Pardon me if I feel like I have been drop kicked into the middle of a John Grisham novel (the early works), but that's how I feel. And I don't really have an...
Pane cunsatu
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Cari amici, bentrovati e buona domenica.
Quest' oggi a pranzo avevo voglia di fare una di quelle cose che quando
ero in Sicilia mia madre faceva tutte le...
Running Out of Ideas
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We are getting very bored making these Lammy videos. We need some fresh
ideas. If you can think of anything please let us know in the comments.
Our 200th Meme: The Imaginary Meme, Part Two
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*Today we present our 200th meme. When I decided to take this from a
personal blog feature to what I called at the time "syndication", I wasn't
sure if...
Nosferatu at 90: Who Was Max Schreck?
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His very name is the German word for "terror". Perhaps this was one of the
reasons why many believed it to be a pseudonym--surely no actor known for
playi...
Skull House / FrightFeast
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Another typically scummy (but fun) *Superior Publishers Limited* tale
about hee-heein' and gaaa glurgin' people to death or something, from the
May 1954 is...
PEACE
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إضافة تسمية توضيحيةLanguage is the barrier to understanding.We need a
universal translator or a universal language to see others' thoughts. But
ins...
Win a free photo shoot for you and a friend!
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In celebration of the 10th anniversary of the Spring Fling Open Studio
trail across Dumfries and Galloway (2nd to 5th of June - I’m Studio 6 in
the broch...
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*The 158-Pound Marriage*, by John Irving (1978), is the tale of two couples
who decide to share each other, or become a *ménage à quatre*, in an
attempt t...
Tater Tot Heaven
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You know those days where everything just seems way too hard. You’re hungry
but you’re also kinda broke so ordering pizza for the third night in a row
ju...
Reminiscing
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I wasn't able to go to work today. So I thought, why not post something on
my blog instead.
Hercules was one of the cartoon series that my brothers and I...
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Someone asked me yesterday "What is your purpose in life?" I had to say
that it was to help those that had been abused and wounded. Abuse can
change the ...
5/15/12
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For reasons I can’t write about publicly, I decided to make a lot of my
posts private. Nothing is wrong, everything is fine. In the future, most of
them wi...
Pennyweight Cemetery
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Reblogged from Just Nous: A pennyweight is an insignificant weight and
insignificant amounts of gold were found on the flats around the cemetery;
so it got...
Latest on Tony The Truck Stop Tiger – May 8, 2012
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Updates From The Animal Legal Defense Fund May 7, 2012: In today’s hearing
in Baton Rouge, District Judge Janice Clark agreed that the Animal Legal
Defense...
Building Online Communities with Social Applications
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Yesterday I caught a tweet by Rohit Bhargava that caught my eye. It
referenced a post by Jay Baer that mentions the lack of personnel often
assigned to soc...
Try a Little Tenderness
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***By Jimmy Campbell, Reg Connelly & Harry M. Woods*
*1932*
A song that has truly spanned generations. Introduced as a sweet love
ballad by the Ray Noble o...
When eating falls apart.
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I’ve been kind of allergic to all things marketing lately, so I didn’t
really get the word out about my spring groups as loudly as I could have.
So conside...
I am pissed
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I am pissed
The world is upside down.
My partner is asleep.
I thought of going to the medicine cabinet and helping myself to the
OxyContin.
Actually I wa...
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Okay, it is happy Valentine's Day Month RABBIT RABBIT! I'm beside myself
with joy... granted, I'm on a pretty broad stroke. My first *baby girl
Gr...
Witchcraft: What Is A Witch?
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When an individual thinks of a witch, they may think of a green woman with
a pointy nose with a wart on it. She seems to always have a black cat by
her sid...
Things about moving that I am looking forward to
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*Being able to see my son and his family regularly*
*Having my own room again*
*Two bathrooms*
*A working dishwasher*
*Washer and dryer in the house- no more...
This Blog Is Officially Closed
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As most of you know, this blog is officially closed. But, I will provide a
brief update below, for my bloggy buddies who continue to stop by from time
to ...
Mid-Season Break
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That's right. A cliffhanger.
We're not done with the Ladies yet. Not by any means.
But I do need a break and Real Life is intruding in a very messy fashion...
Art Graffiti Pictures 23
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My Hanai Family
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Aloha. I hope you all have been well and that you all had a very Happy
Thanksgiving and that life is treating you good. It has been a very trying
time for ...
Whatever Will They Type Next 3/11/11
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It’s time for the latest instalment of my semi-regular series of posts
which take a look at some of the more unusual and perplexing search terms
people hav...
Side Exit
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After much thought I decided to lay the blog to rest.
Nothing terrible has happened, in fact through much trial and error I'm
finally on the road I want t...
Due to Electricity problem.
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Salam,
There are lot of issue going on in our country (Pakistan)
due corrupt Government. Electricity Problem is one of the main.
Due to this i don't get m...
Occult
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The word occult comes from the Latin word occultus (clandestine, hidden,
secret), referring to "knowledge of the hidden". In the medical sense it is
used ...
Margie
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My favorite aunt was the black sheep of the family. Not that there was any
reason particularly why that was the case. The only thing I knew was that
mayb...
Walking on Sunshine and Rainbows
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Oh, where do I even begin?! I had one of the greatest days of my life. It
started off with a lovely bike ride to some tasty breakfast burritos and
coffee...
When animals attack
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With summer approaching, many of us will be spending more time in the great
outdoors, where there is always the possibility of encountering wild
animals....
The world is full of them
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When Ameneh said no, he did what many other men in his culture tend to do in such situations, he threw acid on her face. The only difference is, the judge de...
IT’S MY XANADU. SO THERE!
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In Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn a homeowner is making his “dream home”
everyone else’s nightmare. Michael Tropp, a man with an overabundance of
time, money an...
I am too nervous....
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World CUP in handball started today and our first game is tomorrow. When I
say "our" I mean Iceland's. I am a proud foreigner in this country but when ...
Zoo Animals - Round 2 (The Sweet Sixteen)
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Sorry about the lack of commentary on yesterday's post but I think the word
whippin' I received for leaving out the three toed sloth was worth the
price of...
The Reformation of Wolfshausen
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Teil Fünfundneunzig
To hear Actonbell read the final episode, gather up before the angel.
Or, you can read this episode among the Wisteria.
The whole...
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post. Leave a comment and share your views! [image: NaNovel 2008 For...
Fall
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So I was out last night, at a public telescope viewing put on by an
astronomy club. And you know what? It was NOT hot and muggy!!
The air was cool. Not col...
Ah crap
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It seems I only post when life gets overwhelming. C’est la vie. It’s
cathartic for me and I don’t guess anyone has to read it. *grin* I just
found out a fr...
Dreams of a million dollars
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I have no clue what made me think of this idea, but I thought I would share
what I would do if I won a million dollars and could use it on anything,
tax...
Hidden in Plain Sight: Revealed
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Here, as promised, are some images of the full installation. It was hard to
get a clear view of the whole mural, so I’m providing multiple views so you
don...
Moving
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Dear Readers,
last night I grabbed my blog - texts *and comments* - and moved it to
wordpress. I exported my stuff (4 years of blogging equal roughly 8 MB...
A goodbye from all of us to you
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*Well who would have known that a few days ago we wrote a blog about saying
goodbye and now we find ourselves doing the same. For four days we read
blog af...
Jinx Speaketh
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One of (if not the) most evilly influential women in music is now on
Blogspot!
Jinx Dawson, "irreverent, erotic, fiendish Left Hand Path Ceremonial
Magi...
Review: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2010
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Director: Samuel Bayer Year: 2010 Country: USA Platinum Dunes is an unholy
entity shepherded by a wicked being that thrives on the disappointment of
others...
Retro Yakking is moving home
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Go here for the new site, dudes Retro Yakking is in the process of moving
to a new place ont’ tinternet. Exciting, eh? Well, kind of. I do not know
much ab...
First PROFESSIONAL Review! Check it out….
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I literally felt my jaw smack the edge of the table as it fell into the
depths of utter shock! Bitten by Books posted my very first professional
review of ...
ARE YOU A MENTAL HEALTH HERO?
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Mental Health Awareness month ...
That lying, scheming Neil Patrick Harris!!
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I had a dream last night that Neil Patrick Harris kept trying to makeout
with me, but I kept turning him down, explaining that I was married. The
next morn...
What do people around the world do on earth day?
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Yep! What do peeps do on April 21 aside from wearing Earth Day t-shirts
with a tree frog? Well, the Earth Day Network (EarthDay.org) has a list of
offici...
This blog has moved
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This blog is now located at http://jadedviewer.blogspot.com/.
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Congratz Sen Brown!
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Hey yallz! Sorry its been so long n stuff since I’ve posted but things have
been like totaly crazy with the whole child birth in bar bathroom/failed
drug t...
A Quarter of a Century of Disappointment
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This Sunday will be my birthday, I’ll be 25. I think that even though I had
low expectations, if you showed my younger self what I’d be like at age 25
it w...
Snewgflo Revealed
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Mr. Snewgflo is neither a real professor nor a doctor; he does not have a PhD nor MD, though he is a tree surgeon. He is a plant man like a Wandering Jew, bu...
Don't Know How I Got Here
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It's been on me for a few days and wow it's just getting worse. Who to
tell? No one - most people don't think of me like this - but this is part
of me - ev...
Halloween, but why?
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Today is Halloween. Do I have to?
[image: But why?]
But why?
Have you ever asked yourself, why am I celebrating Halloween? I am 44 and I
have never stop...
Redneck Medical Terms
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Rednecks seem to have a slightly different view of medical term definitions
than the rest of us, lets have a look at a few...
Artery = The study of painti...
“American Idol” summer gone, but not memories
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Where’d our “American Idol” summer go? Sun-drenched days outside and
scorching night performances from Season Eight’s best have given way to
shorter, mostl...
"I'm Stuck On You"
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I thought this only happened with dogs.
I can't decide if the heads look more like game pieces or kitchen cabinet
knobs.
I like how the figures are non ge...
Contes en Balades
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*Festival contes en balades par Matthieu Bobin*
*Festival de Contes en Balades
Vannes 2009
Programme de la 6ème édition*
*Juillet*
Jeudi 02 juillet à 20h...
Share your ghost story now
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The ghosts are in the house, in the world, and in your brain. Chances are
strong you or someone you know has had an encounter with those who walk
between t...
Final Notes
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Before I go any further, let me leave a link to the prologue. To get to the
prologue, click HERE. The entire story is under “blog archive” listed in
the ri...
WORTHY
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Welcome to Monday!
Monday’s are normally hard for me, coming off a weekend where I am really
alone with my thoughts and emotions which can play havoc wi...
Silent Prayers
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Los Angeles, United States “Ladies and gentlemen we will be beginning our
decent into Los Angeles shortly the captain has turned on the fasten
seat-belt si...
Handjob and Gargle: A Film That Was Never Laid
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Author's Note:
This piece was originally composed for my McBeardo at MrSkin.com column
and, actually, the bulk of it was composed for the purposes of creat...
Indeterminacy #428
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He spoke to her, glancing up from the wheelchair. "This is my plan. You
will take the roses, much like the one you see in the vase, sneak out after
curfew...
Help Wanted
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Hey everyone,
Holla-Back Colorado is currently being run by Meg. The problem is that Meg
has a lot on her plate and isn't doing a very good job. If anyone ...
Listen up, Worms! If you are more literate than Pansi, which I hope you are, you should read this book! The Cheesemeister and The Spooky Guy worked really hard on it. I did have to open a can of Whoop Ass on them because they didn't mention me in it. Hopefully they won't make that mistake twice! But it's pretty good even so. Also they donate half their money to the World Health Organization's Mental Health division, so buy a lot of copies, because there are a lot of crazy people that need help! Including the authors of this book.
A Message from Emrald
It's so nice to see ghosts and humans cooperating with each other! But this book is really scary so make sure you read it with the lights on. Of course you should probably do that anyway. It's a good book but they didn't mention Meekmoks even once. Of course they did mention Valkyries and reincarnation so they got part of the job done. I think they should donate their money to the UFO Finders Society but it's their choice, after all.
A Message from Aubvey
Well, Ah am sorry to say Ah did not like this book very much at all! They did not mention the Tigers, or Tommy Tuberville, or even FOOTball! Still Ah wondered what kind of book it was, so Ah read it and Ah was so scared! I wanted to sleep with the lights on, but Brittney kept turning them off! Besides, Ah am still holding a grudge against The Spooky Guy for the time he drank all my fine imported beer that Ah was going to serve to my guests on my Sports Hostess Show!
A Message from PANSI
WHY are you waisting spase on MY page to sell a BOOK???? I NEVER reed BOOKS and NObody shud be waisting their time reeding when they culd be paying attenshun to ME!!! Beesides, The Spookey Guy reFUSES to take his clothes off and find JESUS! He is still a big Heething, and the Cheese Mistress is to! She is ALLWAYS torchering me with things like this!
THIS IS NOT A SPAM BLOG! You do not have to buy anything from me, but I do have a little website with gifts and goodies that you can purchase. Feel free to check it out. No pressure, but be forewarned that if you should decide not to buy from me, I will send Death Cheese to play at your birthday party.
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The Netherworld Hotel is in Trouble? What?
Read about it here. The Mold Monsters are out, but so far the costs have been $10,000 and there is still a lot more work that needs to be done to make things livable again. Thanks to our two amazing contibutors!
3 comments:
Great site man. I was wondering if we could possible exchange links. Let me know what you think about my humor blog.
Jason
Pansi better hide under the bed.
Is THAT wat he was saying!!!!!!! I coudent under stand a WERD!!!!
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