Emrald, the Chestburster, Brittney, and Phil the Fish
Vogons Put Up the Quatloos to see Emrald Get Dramatic
by Janice D'AckinsonVogons are vile but Emrald is divine. So I am torn between the joy of seeing her in a great dramatic performance and knowing that performance is something that the Vogons will approve of.
The play, originally intended to be an onscreen vehicle for PANSI and Soggy, was written by Amanda McKittrick Ros. It has been adapted for stage, and will star Emrald and Buzzoff as star-crossed lovers and the Alien Chestburster as the interloper with designs on destroying their romance, or at least causing their hearts to explode. Brittney's only role in this travesty--er--drama, is to open a can of Whoop Ass in the case of the Chestburster going berserk. Phil the Fish is responsible for scenery, and the play will, of course, be directed by Ed Wood. With a sanity-shredding soundtrack by Death Cheese, the Vogons are sure to be pleased.
Janice D'Ackinson
The play, originally intended to be an onscreen vehicle for PANSI and Soggy, was written by Amanda McKittrick Ros. It has been adapted for stage, and will star Emrald and Buzzoff as star-crossed lovers and the Alien Chestburster as the interloper with designs on destroying their romance, or at least causing their hearts to explode. Brittney's only role in this travesty--er--drama, is to open a can of Whoop Ass in the case of the Chestburster going berserk. Phil the Fish is responsible for scenery, and the play will, of course, be directed by Ed Wood. With a sanity-shredding soundtrack by Death Cheese, the Vogons are sure to be pleased.
Janice D'Ackinson
3 comments:
The production crew is larger than the audience.
ExCuse me, Sir! The audience and the production crew are one and the same, for simply everybody wanted to be part of this veptadic performance, penned by the literary heroine of our people, Amanda McKittrick Ros, in all her splunge and kacquixity.
EMRALD is NOT DEVINE!!!! I AM THE WON HOO WILL BE DATING JESUS WILE SHE WILL BE REINKARNATED AS A BUG BECUZ OF HER HEETHING BELEAF'S!!!!!
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