The webs of Dr. Doo-Doo's Spider "patients"
Not content to peddle his wares to despairing former divas and the Netherworld Ambulance crew, famed Netherworld pharmacist Dr. Doo Doo has been sharing the narcotic love with the spiders at the Netherworld hotel. The arachnids have turned on, tuned in, and dropped out, thanks to the Doc's prescriptions.
"I just want everyone to be happy, Man." says Dr. Doo Doo.
I for one think that its very nice of the doc to keep the spiders sedated or otherwise whacked out. That way I don't have to worry about accidentally getting stuck in one of their damn webs!
3 comments:
Buzxzin wears a full-body condom when he visits his spider girlfriends.
It is interesting that the caffeine web is the most messed up. Maybe that is a massive overdose of caffeine, maybe spiders can't tolerate caffeine, or maybe coffee is a lot more dangerous than we had thought.
wow...I'd rather have me some lsd and mescaline than caffine after looking at this..ha
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