Lame Vamps in Woods

The Cheesemeister was even more horrified than PANSI to discover these Twilight character Barbies lurking in the woods behind the Netherworld Hotel.
"Agh! Lame-o vampires! Twatlight sucks!" The Cheesy one was heard screaming.
I couldn't agree more. Bluh!
P.S. I wish PANSI would let me get closer to her purple buttocks and swanlike neck!
--Dirty Dan