Monday, December 20, 2010

Aubvey and Jeffy

Wow! Aubvey and "Who Will Win Quinn" Cast-Off Jeffy are dating! Jeffy says that he thinks of Aubvey as "A Goddess among Divas" and is stone in love. Or maybe he's stoned on Dr. Doo Doo's pharmaceuticals. At any rate, he seems like a nice guy. But will it last? Will Aubvey ever be able to forget her unrequited love for Tommy Tuberville? Will Jeffy ever really get over his schoolboy crush on Quinn? Let's hope that foolish longing for what they haven't got won't spoil the good start for this cute couple!


4 comments:

Karen said...

Jeffy may want to rethink the hat.

Hobbes said...

Are you telling me that Aubvey is not a Camaniac???
I'm shocked beyond words.

Mrs. Weirsdo said...

P. S. I tried to contribute to your water heater here, but in its infinite Yankee wisdom, the form refused to admit Alabama as a "valid state." I will try to rectify this when I get home.

Tempest Nightingale LeTrope said...

I must agree with you, Karen, dahling. It makes him look like a Panamanian drug lord wannabe. I believe it was a gift from Dr. Doo Doo.

Mrs. Weirdso, I imagine that Aubvey has been so immersed in Netherworld culture that her sporting knowledge has fallen by the wayside. Well, that and Shine.

And thank you so much, Dahling, for your kind thoughts! We are making slow progress on the renovations. Aubvey is completely appalled to discover that someone believes Alabama not to be a valid state! I must say I find it rather rude of them myself!