Dr. Doo Doo's Favorite Holiday Toon

Hey Fan's! The Xmahannukwanzyule Pageant was a smashing success!!! Plenty of people were smashed, thanks to the product's in my Holy Drug Warehouse!!!! Willie Nelson sang this great song for us!! Happy Xmahannukwanzyule to you all!!!!! And to all a Stoned Night!!!!!

From Dr. Doo Doo and the Gang

Aubvey and Jeffy

 

Wow! Aubvey and "Who Will Win Quinn" Cast-Off Jeffy are dating! Jeffy says that he thinks of Aubvey as "A Goddess among Divas" and is stone in love. Or maybe he's stoned on Dr. Doo Doo's pharmaceuticals. At any rate, he seems like a nice guy. But will it last? Will Aubvey ever be able to forget her unrequited love for Tommy Tuberville? Will Jeffy ever really get over his schoolboy crush on Quinn? Let's hope that foolish longing for what they haven't got won't spoil the good start for this cute couple!

--The Cheesemeister

Cast of Critters Ornament

The Critter Chorus is featured in this stunning ornament, available for only 666 Quatloos at Hal's Club.

New Wallpaper Fails to Please PANSI

The Spooky Guy's Choice in Wallpaper for the Netherworld Hotel Living Room dismays PANSI

I dont no how much longer I can take being hear in this HELL HOUSE!!!! I sappose they have to do renovashon's after the Giant Dooshe Attack, but it is so AWFUL!!!! The hamaring and sawing day and nite disturb's my beauty sleep!!!!! And then just look at this DISCUSTING wall papper that THE SPOOOKEY GUY (of coarse!!!!) choosed!!!!! For the Livving Room, nun the less!!!!!

I wish that JESUS wood hurry up and resque me from this HELL!!!!!

Your Diva in Dis Dress,

PANSI!!!!!!

Cat Demons

 Anna: A She-Devil Lounging on her Red Bed?

Raymond: Devil Feline or Alien Invader?

CAPTIST DEVILTREY!

BY PANSI!!!!!

Frend's of Jesus!!!! Even tho the Spookey Guy say's I'm over acting (and I halve ben acused of over acting by way better critic's than HIM!!!!!) I have prufe that the cat's hear at the Never World Hotel are acshully DEMON'S!!!!!! All tho Emrald say's that she think's Raymond is acshuly an alien invaider!!!!! But we all no she is a big Now Aged Ding Bat!!!! Who is going to Hell in a Ham Biskit!!!!!!

Brittney say's that Raymond's eye's are reely COOL and she gave him a mouse hed for a treet!!!! She sed the Cheese Mistress told her that Raymond like's mouse hed's. One time he catched a mouse and ate onley the hed and gave the Cheese Mistress the BUTT!!!!

I am not saying that the Cheese Mistress does not deserve MOUSE BUTT!!!! How evur I think this show's Raymond's carracter that he eats MOUSE HED'S!!!!!! All so he must be an Ozzey Ozborne fan!!!!

Any way's, as for the SPOOKEY GUY, I don't bee leave him for a minite when he say's that him and the Cheese Mistress are symbee yotick friend's, what ever that meens, and now that the father of the Cheese Mistress has come to the Never World to be a professur at Mis Kat Ton Nick Yoo Naversity, I hope he catche's them in the ackt of what evur blast feemy they are doing!!!!!

Oh what a terrable fait this is that I live in!!!!! I am still wateing for my hansum prinse to resque me!!!!!

PANSI!!!!!