PANSI proclaimed these Porn Star Barbies to be "The skankiest overdressed sluts I have ever seen!!!!!"
Axe Man has been having a great time partying with...
His new BFF, Charlie Sheen!
Charlie even gave Axe a cute black and white kitten with markings that resembled Axe's makeup to seal their Bromance.
PANSI Disgusted With Axe Man & Charlie Sheen's Guests
by Janice D'Ackinson
Life at the Netherworld Hotel is pure torture for displaced diva PANSI. With all the continued attempts at renovation after the Giant Douche Invasion of 2010, she wasn't able to get her beauty sleep anyway, and now with Axe Man and his new BFF Charlie Sheen showing up at all hours with Porn Star Barbies in tow, things have gone from rotten to revolting.
"These sleazy skanks have no class!" proclaimed the NG4J superstar. "While anyone would admire their plastic boobs, none, and I repeat, none of them have painted purple buttocks! They are low class quatloo a dozen hoes, and because of them and Axe and Charlie partying like it's 6999 all the time, I've fallen off my twelve steps again! And I certainly don't trust that blast feemus Spooky Guy to build me another set! Do I blame Axe Man and Charlie Sheen and their cheap floozies? You bet your purple buttocks I do!"
Will PANSI be able to get any rest in the near future? Perhaps. I thought I saw Dingo Dave outside the window carrying a tranquilizer dart gun. Charlie's handlers may have sent him to bring the wayward star to finish his season on Two And A Half Men before the massive amounts of mind-bending substances he ingests make him a permanent resident of the Netherworld.
3 comments:
Not to worry, Pansi!!!!! Charlie checked into an undisclosed rehab center yesterday. He had vomited on one of his slutty Barbie hoes, then she called his agent to complain.
I heard rumors about Brittney and a can of Whoop Ass being the actual reason that Charlie ended up in "rehab." If by "rehab" one means the emergency room at Hell's Pass Hospital! Of course it's only a rumor but there are also rumors that the Netherworld Ambulance Crew had a great time partying with Charlie on the way to the hospital! He was feeling no pain when he arrived!
Cokey LeSnort, Paramedic
Netherworld Ambulance Crew
Poor Pansi. I hope she is still getting her cake, at least.
(As I recall, her 12-step program also involves a piece of cake, because someone told her it was a piece of cake.)
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