A Meem for PANSI!!!

I maid The Cheese Mistress stop her studdying for her nurse exam for a few minuets so she could do this MEEM with me. She is such a bore!!!! She'll prolly insist on corect speling and gramer and all that stuff. Well thats what I keep her around for. A DIVA like me can't be botherd to be thinking about THAT STUFF!!!!!

16. What was the last thing you did that was totally selfish, yet you feel no guilt?

When you are a SUPER STAR like me, there is NOTHING that is totally selfish!!!! I deserve EVERYTHING I GET!!!! Except for the bad stuff and that's probably a curse from knowing Brittney and Emrald.

17. Tell us about a film fave of yours that we probably have not seen.

The Uncultured here in the Netherworld have probably never seen my screen masterpiece, Maximum Superstar Diva, which I made before being sent here. It's probably a pretty big deal in Hobbseywood, though.

18. When was the last time you kissed someone that you shouldn't have on the lips?

If I want to kiss someone, then I should kiss them!!!! We Divas live by different rules than you little people!!!!! The exception would be kissing another girl, which would only be ok if I was doing it to get a guy. Because real homosexuality is a sin, you know!!!!

19. When was the last time you cooked something for someone not in your family?
HOW DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I WOULD DO SOMETHING SO PEDESTRIAN AS COOKING!!!!!

20. When was the last time you danced like a crazy person?
I do not care what the CRITICS say!!!! My dancing interpretations are a gift from GOD and if their Blast feemus minds can't understand this, it isn't my problem!!!!!!
21. When was the last time you just wanted to be invisible?
Never!!!! It would be a sin to hide beauty like mine!!!!!!


22. When was the last time you got a gift you absolutely hated?
Every Xmahannukwanzyule!!!! These bumpkins in the Netherworld don't know how to treat a Super Star Diva!!!!! *sniffle!*


23. When was the last time you got into a physical fight? (If NEVER, let us know about a time that you got close to a fight.)
When you are a SUPER STAR, you have people to do that kind of thing FOR you!!!!!


24. When was the last time you had to sleep with a light on?
I sleep with the light on all the time!!!! I don't trust BRITTNEY!!!!!
25. When was the last time you were under some serious stress?
I am under stress all the time, which is why I'm always falling off my 12 Steps!!!! People just do not appreciate how hard it is to be a GORGEOUS SUPER STAR DIVA!!!!!
26. When was the last time you watched your favorite movie?
I don't hardly ever get to watch movies, and The Cheese Mistress refuses to have America's Next Top Model on her TV!!!! Can I help it if she's jellos of how beautiful a SUPERMODEL DIVA like me is???
27. What song did you most recently downloaded?
Around here we leave the music stuff to Brittney.
28. What would you say is your favorite hobby?
Posing for pictures, then looking at the pictures of ME and talking about them!!!!!


29. What is your favorite thing to do when you hang out with friends?
Go shopping!!!!! And plan my Next Big Thing!!!!


30. What would you rather do: shower or bathe with that celebrity that you are crushing on?
Well!!!!! If you're Brittney, it would mean you're bathing in a lake of lava, because your boyfriend is a DEMON and the SON OF SATAN and his name is Nikki 666 and he has horns and plays heavy metal music on the guitar. If you're Emrald, it means you're bathing in a swamp, because you're husband is a frog!!!! If you're Aubvey, you probably aren't too picky and you're probably in a hot tub or something and drinking Shine. If you're Doo Doo Girl it probably doesn't matter because you won't remember in the morning anyways. But if you're me, you prefer a nice, classy BUBBLE BATH!!!! And when ever the Real George Clooney (Not Filthy Fred pretending to be George Clooney) is ready to show up and worship me as I deserve, then we can maybe take a bath together!!!!!