PANSI wants to find the Witch With a B who has stolen her life so she can open a can of Whoop Ass on her
I RILLY DO KNOT UNNER STAND IT!!!!!
HOW DOE'S THIS BARBIE END UP WITH MY LIFE IN A BUTUFUL FORREST (ACKSEPT I WOOD HAVE A CASTLE!!!!) AND WITH A NISE BEST FREND WHO WOOD SING HER PRASE'S (AND THE PRASE'S OF JESUS TWO, OF COARSE!!!!) WHEN I END UP IN THE NEVER WORLD HOT HELL WITH BRITTNEY WHO WORSHIP'S SATIN AND LISSENS TO HEVY METAL, AND EMRALD WHO BELEAF'S THAT SHE IS THE RE INKAR NASHON OF MISS CLEO PANTERA AND THAT SHE IS A ALIEN FROM ATLANTIS OR SOME THING, AND DOO DOO GIRL WHO CAN'T EVEN REMEMBAR HER OWN HED MOST OF THE TIME BEE CAUSE SHE IS SO STONE'D!!!!!! AND WURST OF ALL WITH THE CHEESE MISTRESS FOR A PUBLASIST!!!!! SHE IS JUST TERABBUL!!!!! AND I THOT NO BODDY COULD BE MORE UNCHRISTINANE AND IN SENSATIV THAN MRS WEIRDSO!!!!!!
I WANT TO FIND THIS OVER DRESED WITCH IN THE PICKSHURE WHO STOLED MY LIFE SO I CAN OPINE A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON HER!!!!!!!
ANGRELY YOUR'S,
PANSI!!!!!!!!!
SUPER STAR DIVA EXSTRODINAREE!!!!!!!!!!
*the Cheese Mistress would like to apologize for being so negligent with reporting the adventures of PANSI and the girls. I thought that my house would be in much better shape by now. Life done took me and stomped me like a bug over the past year, as my Cuzzin Hildy Bob would say. I'm really sorry for being a horrable publasist.
2 comments:
PANSI!!!!! Do you mean to tell me that Emrald is not the reincarnation of MISS CLEO PANTERA???
Of COARSE she isen't!!!! She is DEELUSIMAL!!!!!
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