Zombie Attack Barbie busted up the last Hellspawn show, which Brittney was none too pleased with
Zombie Attack Barbie Targets the Stoned and the Undead
by Nervous Norvis
The popularity of Zombie Attack Barbie has PANSI absolutely beside herself with disgust.
"This BIMBO almost mistaked Doo Doo Girl for a zombie!" the NG4J superstar huffs. "And then she didn't even recognize who I am! I have never been so insulted in my LIFE!"
Brittney is none too impressed either.
"This overrated bazooka-weilding cretin had better stay away from my adopted daughter!" the popular metal DJ snarled, referring to her daughter Jenni Riff, one of the guitarists for the band Hellspawn, and a zombie. "Jenni is a vegetarian zombie, which around here is a good thing, because she would certainly starve if she started looking for brains in this place!"
"Mom! Is it safe for me to go out and get some GRAAAAAINS now?" Jenni asked. "I'm starving!"
"I think so, Dear, but I'll come with you," Brittney said. "You never know what corner some harridan hunting harmless zombies--or stoned Barbies--may be lurking around in this place."
Zombie Attack Barbie makes me very nervous. Who knows if she is truly aware of the difference between a zombie and a mummy? I think I'll tag along with Brittney and Jenni. Then I'll feel much safer!
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